With All the Shit You've Done, I'm Surprised You Made it This Far - Birthday Card

We all know that person; we're amazed they are still standing and able to breath. The crap that they do on a daily basis is slightly like Evel Knievel and Harry Houdini, without any sort of training. They fly by the seat of their pants and one day, you know they'll break a bone or get in trouble for their crazy antics. Celebrate their "holy crap, how am I still alive" lifestyle and life with this card! They'll be so happy, they'll flip for joy!

Size - 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2 greeting card size.) 

Envelope in a complementary color is included. YAY! 

♥♥ Important Information ♥♥

♥ Our cards are vibrant and colorful- we’ve taken the time to design fun cards to match that colorful personality of yours! Please keep in mind that each monitor/computer has its own color settings; due to this, colors may vary slightly.

♥ Each card is printed on smooth, luxurious white 110lb cover cardstock and comes with an envelope in a complementary color. 

♥ Some of our cards come with unique hand-embellished glitter elements; which are painstakingly applied after printing each card by hand. They’ll add that special twinkle, sure to amp up the awesome!

♥ The inside of each card is blank, so you can write whatever your little heart desires. Be witty, snarky, sweet or daring. The inside is your moment to shine!